People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
Never worry about anyone who says stretch marks are unnatural/fat people are disgusting/everyone should be skinny folks. Feel an immense amount of pity for them instead, because life is going to give them a good hard twat across the head very soon and boy is it going to hurt.
Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students
STOP DIS RIGHT NOW
first of all, fuck you